{"id":935,"date":"2010-03-16T14:57:37","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T19:57:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/?p=935"},"modified":"2010-03-16T14:59:51","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T19:59:51","slug":"heaviest-element-known-to-science-pelosium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/?p=935","title":{"rendered":"Heaviest Element Known to Science &#8211; Pelosium"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From: <a href=\"http:\/\/arboristsite.com\/showthread.php?t=129259\" target=\"_blank\">stihl  sawing<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/randommusingsbycliff.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Random Musings by Cliff<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified  with certainty the heaviest element known to science.<\/p>\n<p>The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons,  88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an  atomic mass of 312.<\/p>\n<p>These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are  surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.<\/p>\n<p>Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it  can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes  into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would  normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to  complete.<\/p>\n<p>Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but  instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the  assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.<\/p>\n<p>Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will  promote many morons to become isodopes.<\/p>\n<p>This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe  that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.<\/p>\n<p>When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that  radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons  but twice as many morons.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: stihl sawing via Random Musings by Cliff Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=935"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":937,"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions\/937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phyrfight.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}